Lenin Dasappa : Communist Movie Director!

 One of the key symptoms of people who suffer from Communism is hypocrisy. And who better to teach you this than Lenin Dasappa. The director who doesn't know A-Z of movie direction. The only books he reads are "The communist infesto" and those that regurgitate the contents of "The communist infesto"! Basically all the Leftist literature put together! Though his movies are dismal, he has learnt early in life that parroting the speech of Communist intellectuals and eating beef will help him sail through life like a breeze! Lenin Dasappa is crazy about making movies where stories and ideas are stolen from  novels written during the reign of the Tsar and the Bolshoviks! In his movies, his sets are riddled with photos of those whom he reveres as God. Yup! You got it! Photos of Marx,Lenin and Stalin!Here's hypocrisy 101 taught by Lenin Dasappa!

PS : Unbeknownst to him, Lenin Dasappa is doing the nation a great service. The army and the secret service have discovered that his abysmal movies are the best torture equipment that money can buy! This is a live recording of an interrogation of a terrorist

Army commander : "Tell us! Where is your boss the "freaky sheik"!

Terrorist : "I'm not talking! And I am ready to die at the drop of a hat (Or turban)!

Army Commander (Using torture implements!)

Terrorist : "Yaaaaaaa! Oh god! That hurts! I'm bleeding all over! Still won't talk! %&%&%&!"

Army Commander : "Hey! Get that Lenin Dasappa movie!"

Terrorist (Puzzled!) : What?

Army Commander : "We'll make you watch a movie!!"

Terrorist : "Hahaha! Well I'll be a Monkey's uncle! It seems you have lost your mind!"

5 minutes (Which seem like 5 hours) of watching the exciting scenes from Lenin Dasappa's movie "Gulabi Gida" (Rose bush!)

Terrorist : "AAAAGHHHHHH!!! I am losing my mind! I am becoming a Monkey's uncle! I can't take it anymore! I'll tell you all! Freaky sheik is in Freakabad! I'll give you the exact GPS co-ordinates of the house where he is staying!"

Army Commander : "Works every time! Doesn't it!"

Subordinate : "You bet sir! I hope this Lenin Dasappa makes many many such movies! God bless him!"